2012 Season. Got a Ride

Due to unfortunate circumstances, looks like the Captain and I wont be riding much this year. So if anyone wants a passenger for the season, then give me a call. I`ll not only ride but help with the expenses. Give me a call on 01749 890095/07543483189/07892325417. Look forward to hearing from you.
Stretch

Can`t beleive you have been sacked by the bigone !!!!!
you were the backbone of that team
without you. he will fall apart.
like a dog without a spine.
good luck in your quest.

Got to agree with you there sidekickish. Although Adam carries enough weight to be both driver and passenger he will be lost without the wisdom, guidance, experience and talent of the Stretchy one. We must not be denied his good looks and remarkable stories of war and women to complete our otherwise sad and empty lives.
A big error then Longmore. Get on your knees and put it right.

sidekick39ish wrote:Can`t beleive you have been sacked by the bigone !!!!!
you were the backbone of that team
without you. he will fall apart.
like a dog without a spine.
good luck in your quest.

Thank you for the words of support and encouragement gentlemen, but I must put the story straight. The Captain has not sacked me or me resigned from his employ, it`s more a matter of the fact that the new motor has thrown a wobbler and knackered it`s head. As these are rarer then rockin` horse doodars, the chances of us getting it fixed or having the cash in these times to buy another motor are also slim, unlike the venerable Longmore. I know that we will be sorely missed by all you fun loving, beer swilling, little boy fiddling types, but we will have to wait and see. As I am at a time of my life, when if I stand still someone starts measuring me up for a wooden over coat, I would like to keep in practice for when team Kaptain and Stretch again hit the turf.
If some kind generous person would be mad**** oops, strike that out**** farsighted enough to lend us an outfit then the high jinks that have so far been associated with our illustrious team will continue for the foreseeable future.
So if anyone has a rush of blood to the head and wants me to ride with them, then on we go. But please note that "El Rotundra" has first shout on my body. :%$%$:
Never fear my lucid, action packed story telling will still be putting all campfire party goers to sleep in the coming season as I shall be coming along to keep a eye on you pack of miscreants, and shout words of encouragement to those of you who are worthy of my support. I shall also bring along some nubile young ladies to find out once and for all if KP is as good as he thinks he is. Never let it be said that Stretch does not give a dog a chance!
So till the passing of the ways. Happy Easter and may your b*lls never grow square and fester in the corners.
As ever,
Your loving Stretch

I have a complete bike in the back of our workshop that has the same engine in it. The owner left it there ages ago and it's in our way. I will ring him and see how much he wants for it. You never know it may be cheap, I wouldn't like to see you chaps watching from the other side of the fence. much love gilo .