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I`m getting too old for this sport.

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Post  sidekick39ish Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:32 pm


Receding hairline, grey hair, pot belly, damp crouch, sleeping alot. ????????????

This is God`s way of saying " your too f**king old to play with the boys old man "

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Post  adam Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:43 pm

Is this the best our sport has to offer???? A daft old W@@@ker in a deck chair, and this is one of his good days... I`m getting too old for this sport. 61837
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Post  Linda L Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:44 am

Hey Guys

Don't be so unkind - I think KP is any girls dream.

I bet once rested he became a sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex

Ooooooo..I'm peaking just thinking about it !!

Love you all so much

Linda L (alias Ken-Hall-Kate)

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Post  gilo Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:04 pm

KP for you to fall asleep during the day, you must have been sexually abused by Linda the night before, you dirty dog, tut! tut! tut! Much love Gilo
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Post  ray Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:22 pm

Gilo, don't think he would be any good for Linda ! with that belly the only way he can see his wedding tackle is to look in the mirror !
looks like the only thing he could raise is a beer mug !

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Post  Twinshock 10 Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:56 am

Hey you lot

That's a body armour belly, not a real one like Longmores.

Linda, thanks for your support and Sid, Gilo and Ray, up yours.

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Post  Peter Logan Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:57 pm

Is linda L for real? !! If she is I am certainly going to dust of my crash and other helmet and get the hell back into the sport, after a few press ups I sure ill be up to it.
see you all at the Ken Hall.


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Post  stretch Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:02 pm

Peter Logan wrote:Is linda L for real? !! If she is I am certainly going to dust of my crash and other helmet and get the hell back into the sport, after a few press ups I sure ill be up to it.
see you all at the Ken Hall.


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If she was real I don`t think us old codgers would stand a chance Pete. I think she`s just a tease. We offered her a ride in Germany but nothing came of it.
Will look out for you at the Ken Hall.

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Post  adam Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:57 pm

Put it this way if you did have frantic sex with Linda, Pattison wouldnt be able to sit down for a month!!!!!! I`m getting too old for this sport. 61837
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