HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Hi boys and girls, hope you have all been good !!!!!!!. even you adam ?
i`ve been busy filling my stockings !!!!
now who wants to sit on my knee first ???. i`ll start with the little ones first. thats you KP.
And leave the big old grumpy bugger till last . so get to the back of the quee mr longmore. !!!
Now who wants 2 cylinders for xmas. the list is endless, morris, chivers, batt, thumper, hortons, longmore, and many more.
Also have a big pile of lockhead brakes and calipers here for all you naughty little boys. to many to list.!!!
Don`t even talk to me about shocks !!!!!.
right, come on Adam . its your turn, sit there, thats it , on my knee. !! oh god. whats that ???? you hav`nt have you ???. you have !!.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS to YOU ALL. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ah lovely Linda as much as i would like to vulcanise my love rocket in your squish mitten i will have to pass as i am a married man(honest). On a more serious note i can can see by your profile pic you are obviously packing two cylinders but i can't help noticing that they are supported in a lightweight chassis!!!! this will in no way pleace our ever vigilant moderater, i can see a ban coming your way young lady!!!!

Oh Adam my love !!!! how observant you are noticing my two oversized cylinders. !! but i do think you are clutching at staws suggesting my Chassis is post 85. Yes it may well be made of light weight matirials, but it was manufactured before 1985. this i can verify in writing if required.
I have already approched the Mortimer club and they are very happy for me to run around the track with all the other big twins.
I`m still however awaiting a reply from the pre65 club. i think the secetary is still viewing the dvd i sent him.
Will your club be wanting to ban me Adam. ?????. As you can see i`m air cooled. no water to be seen anywhere. ( that was your only restriction)
love you all always.