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Post  Twinshock 10 on Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:24 pm

Cripes!
It's that time again. Nearly Christmas and I still haven't bought the wife or side-monkey-son their presents.
So,my question to you lot out there in internet land is, just what should the caring sidecarist buy them ?
Answers quickly my friends please and do bear in mind the poverty of this hard pressed garage man.
Seasons best to you all (well obviously not Blobby)
KP
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Post  sidekick39ish on Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:41 pm

well, KP. Every time ur mrs texts me. she always moaning about your stayin power, your quick of the line, in front for the first 2 mins, but thats it, oh ya, and ur helmets always covered in s**t at the end.
think she might want a real man, someone slow out the gate, but is still there at the finish. try putting mr. longmore in her stocking. and watch her face in the morning.
As for GP Jack. Just tell him u are hanging up ur boots, thats the best present you could give him, he`s had enough of following mr lawrence lap after lap.
Happy xmas to you all.
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Post  olive114 on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:43 pm

Surely just being your loving,careing self will be enough.Doing small tasks like washing up and shopping may be good to and won't cost you.x
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Are you barmy?

Post  adam on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:43 am

olive114 wrote:Surely just being your loving,careing self will be enough.Doing small tasks like washing up and shopping may be good to and won't cost you.x

KP can't do that thats womens work...... :%$%$:
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Post  blobby on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:55 am

Very Very true
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Post  Twinshock 10 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:09 am

Thanks for all your help.
I've decided to get the wife a Longmore in stockings and the side-boy a seasons ride with Sir Michael Lawrence of Farncombe.
That leaves me a few bob to buy Manky-loving kev a channel tunnel train ride, gimp mask and pack of viagra(all essential according to his bird)
I have also decided to treat myself to a luxury weekend break with the Mead sisters,Olive and Sue. Just got to sneak them out past Terry!
Pictures will be available to purchase in the New Year
Love to you all
(even Bulimic Blobby)
KP
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Post  blobby on Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:22 pm

Does that mean that sue looks older or olive looks younger than they are (you are so in the sh::t) either way


so much cake and so little time
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Post  olive114 on Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:34 pm

Well lets hope you have had at least 3 shreaded wheat and plenty of philosan. you'll have a hard act to follow.x
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stockings

Post  adam on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:09 am

I do have stockings the present Mrs P is in for a treat!! just imagine Brian Blessed in drag and you will get the picture!!!!
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